- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Justin Bieber

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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