- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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