roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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