- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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