- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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