Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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