What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Dislike if you are a prostitute

i like turtles

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Eric is gay Ha

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Anti Joke

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