- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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