- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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