-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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