- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Black people having a Job.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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