- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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