- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

knock knock? come in

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Faithful men.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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