- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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