- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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