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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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