- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

speak now or forever hold your pee

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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