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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Roses are red Im adopted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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