once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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FUCK YOU

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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