A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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