How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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