Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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