Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

123 f*ck off

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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