- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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