- Anti Joke

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese