- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A man walks into a vagina

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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