What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Anti Joke

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