Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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