Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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