- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

who is really lanky? james cornish

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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