what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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