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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Title IX

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

batman farted so hes retarded

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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