- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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