- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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