- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

civil rights

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man died.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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