- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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