What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why? Why not?

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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