Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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