What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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