Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Why'd the bird in Ohio fall out of its nest? There was a squirrel that was eaten by a large eagle. The eagle then flew to Ohio and died. Then, a large dog grabbed the Eagles corpse and brought it to his owner. The owner then decided to have it for dinner. Inside the eagle, he found the squirrels bones. He put the bones in a catapult, and sent them flying. The bones hit a car and the car slipped off the road and into a river. Then, a whale put the car on its back and swam to the shore. At the shore, the whale got stranded and sadly died. Crabs surrounded the whale and ate it. One crab then ran away and up a tree. It found a stapler and a rubber dinosaur mask and gave it to a chipmunk. The chipmunk climbed up the tree, stapled nuts into the birds eyes and stapled the rubber dinosaur mask to its face, the bird got scared, and then all of the sudden the chipmunk stapled itself to the birds back. The birds family then came and shoved the two out of the tree because they hated chipmunks, and their son Timmy the bird was a disappointment. The bird and the chipmunk fell and died. That is why the bird fell.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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