what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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