- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

George W. Bush

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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