Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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