There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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