- Anti Joke

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

all these jokes are horrible now

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.