Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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