whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Anti Joke

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