What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Whats green? The color green.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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