- Anti Joke

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.