What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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